NIXON

Shieeeeeeet did you know we were a band? Sometimes we do shit. Make shit up. Do it for people. Sometimes we do that. Definitely not now. I don't know what the fuck is going on now. TD/NIXON/The worst band ever (TWBE) AKA The Kry on it Kids aren't doing anything right now. We decided that because we're about to get dumb famous there is really no need to work anymore. That just wouldn't represent the NIXON way. We'll be drinking. If you need us. We don't need you.

Fk yeah. ( actually we really need you. We're pretty insecure and even though we've only dated in our dreams.. we're not over you.)

You see that pop writing? That is some pulitzer shit right there. WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT PULITZER SWAG??

Hells yes

Updates. Yea that's what I want to talk about. SWAGDATES. If you will.

First off we've created a new NIXON fb page so if you like to cry on it, you should like that. Here it is. If you don't actually know how to cry on it... like that shit anyway. We'll teach you later.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Nixon/277315749009071 

The lovely and talented Bre Major made a film of our last TD show at Cherry Colas. Here that be.

Tiny Danza Farewell from Breanne Atlanta Major on Vimeo.

A lil press..

http://torontoist.com/2012/02/holy-closer-tiny-danza

Yea. Nixo flava in yah earrrrrrrrr

So what, really, what have we done for you lately? Writing. We've been writing like beasts. Jeff Dalziel, producer and writer, has been helping us workshop some tunes, advising us and connecting us to some pretty talented composers. Very grateful for that. Kudos to Dalziel music. Check out a few of the artists we've been writing with

http://www.tupelohoney.ca/

http://danehartsell.com/

 http://www.myspace.com/dieselmusic

We`ve all been learning a lot and, by extension, have been:

``up in (our) lab assemblin
Missiles, to bomb the enemy
Because they envy (us), and the making of (our) mad currency`` 

Right? -B McGLock

It`s been great. Playing the stuff for you guys will be better still.

In terms of shows we may have a mod club gig coming up so stay tuned. Otherwise we`re just writing. And drinking. And thinking of you naked.  

If you like the new fb page it will make us feel better.. Not enough to stop drinking though..

hahahaha 

ok

Gnight.

Tiny Danza is No More

Tiny Danza is No More

Damn Saturday night was... fked.. We played our last show as Tiny Danza at Cherry Colas. Place was packed. Amazing sound at that bar. Crazy good. Drank  way too much after.. Many keg stands.. Way too old for that shit.

ANOT

Last show you say? Wtf is that shit. Indeed. That the fuck is that shit I say. To anyone who wasn’t at Cola's for the official announcement, we are signing a record deal with Wax records.

That's right. The worst band in the world is getting SIGNED... 0.0 NOW magazine is shitting its pants right now. 

I want to send a massive, huge thanks to our friends, family and friends. For real. You helped to get us here...

Here's the label's website.

http://www.waxrecords.com/

We will now be enslaved and forced to play boys to men covers at wonderland this summer. It's cool though, it's what I've really been going for this whole time.

Here's an idea of where they want to take the band:
 

They've also created these names for us.

Santa (Chad), Craig (Jesse), Matt (Danny), Nick (Justin) and Galen (Bam Tracks <the penis hound>) They like Brock's name and don't want to change it.

Now. Why did we say Tiny Danza is no more? Well, we're leaving the name behind. Yeah.. We talked about it and we think Tiny Danza is too jokey and doesn't really represent us. Apologies to the fans who love the name. We love you. We will buy you booze. And distastefully hit on you. Promise. It will be bad. 

And our new name? Nixon.

Might take some getting used to but for sure, one thing that will never change is our dedication to putting on big energy shows, and partying like crazy afterwards.

Athiest Amen.

Again thank you for your support. It's going to get wayyyy better from here and to our good fans and friends (you know who you are ;D) Look forward to bigger parties and badass VIP treatment. You fkin deserve it.

xoxoxox

Allow me to leave you with our band name runners up

Acockalypse now
Painal
Meat Shampoo
Manic Hispanic
Party Naked
The Best Ever
Rick Rollaids
Face full of Phallace

Goodnight,
AC

Tiny Danza X Phillips Stubble Trimmers

There’s blood on the walls. Some of it is mine. It’s happening all over again.

The cops will be here any minute, and there’s evidence everywhere. So much hair, so little time. I grab my trusty Philips Stubble Trimmer and go to work immediately. They’ll be looking for a man with a 5 day growth, so the 3 day growth options will work wonders.

Next, the body.

My fingerprints will be all over that hair. It looks like a mammoth undertaking, but my Philips Stubble Trimmer just laughs, and says “I got this”. I set it to 1 day growth and it goes to work. Mission accomplished. This body looks good enough to….no, no time. Maybe just one…my Philips Shaver hums, it’s right, the neighbour probably heard everything. Time to stop off next door before heading to Mexico.

“It’s a long way to Mexico” I say

“Don’t worry, I’ve got enough charge to last me weeks. Now let’s go take care of Dr. Mantis Toboggan” says my Philips shaver, with all the confidence of a razor three times its price.

I breathe a sigh of relief and think back to our first time together. We were young and naïve, but we had something special; a 2 year product guarantee.

We’re on our way to Mexico. I look over to my Philips Stubble Trimmer and say “Think we’ll get away with it?”

It looks back at me and says “I’ll never tell”.

BEFORE AND AFTER:

Disclaimer 1: Philips Stubble Trimmer may not actually talk, or guide you in the disposal of bodies. 

Disclaimer 2: Being in a super popular band (900 fans on facebook, no big deal) we often (almost never) get free swag. We appreciate this, and if we like said swag, we’ll give it a shout out. In this case, we got a bunch of Philips Stubble Trimmers sent to our manager’s house to try out. Stubble meant we needed to grow beards, so 3 months and 5 bottles of Rogaine later, we were set.  

Thanks Philips (also, sorry).

Happy New Year

Whaddap. What you know about it. 

Aright damn it's been a minute. Since we been in it. Uh. Still grinnin I'm swimmin naked with silly women.

Honestly I don't know why we haven't been signed yet..

I drop jewels, choose to listen. Hater. What.

Yeah..

I want to thank everybody for coming out to the Dec 9th show! Great party after too. All of our fans really pulled through for that night. Was dope. Shout out to Carrington for putting on a great set as well. 

More regular updates happening soon. And maybe even that OVOXO part three I promised. What the fk happened to that. 

Loving this video..

Martians Vs Goblins - The Game featuring Lil Wayne and Tyler the Creator.

Just so you know, any music I post up here, assume Galen told me about it first. I don't listen to music. My friends force me to and then I like it and talk about it. That's how it's done. Fk you.

Much love, AC

xoxoxoox

Two acoustic songs

What up. Some people been asking about the acoustic videos. Here they be. Dec 9th baby.. Gonna be huge.

Beat Fly

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